Post by kirk devin davies on Dec 17, 2010 9:08:40 GMT -5
THIS IS DEV DAVIES!
So. Dev’s the name. Life’s the game. I’m twenty one and still kicking. Huge accomplishment right there, huh? I’ve always lived at Key West. No big deal. I’ve got no parents, a nice house, and a shitload of money. I have a job, but it’s just to pass time really. Don’t need the extra cash. Yeah. Just eating, sleeping, partying, fucking, and living. Ha, can’t have it easier than that really.
Anyway. I’m into almost everything. Just name it, and I’ve probably already tried it, or be willing to try it out. But I won’t do guys. Seriously. I’ve tried making out with them, but just the thought of them sticking … Right. I’ll stop there. But yeah. Very outgoing dude. I’m nice enough too, and I never go around hurting people. If I haven’t talked to you yet, very unlikely, then go ahead and chat me up. We’ll see what fun we can cook up.
Friends? Sure, why not. Just be sure to have a personality. Like, any personality. Nice or naughty, though nicer ones are better. If you’re more fun than watching paint dry, then boom. You passed all requirements to hang out with me. I’ll make sure you enjoy yourself when you’re around me, one way or another. But be sure to keep me interested.
Enemies? Yeah. I guess some people don’t like it that I have it all so easy. Or that I get so bored easily. Or that I left you when you got totally boring. Whatever your reason is, I don’t care. If you don’t like me, fine, then stay away, yeah?
Lovers? Fun, fun. As long as you’re a girl and you look nice enough, you’re great really. I’ll treat you to anything you want, but again, you have to keep me interested. Oh, and whenever you’re feeling lonely and need a man, just give me a call, alright? I’ll be right over and I’ll take care of your needs (nice of me, isn’t it?). Sex is so great … Wait. You’re talking about serious relationships? Like potential wife? Whoa. Hold on there. Way too early for that. I’ll think about that when… when I’m ready. Or when hell freezes over. I gotta warn you though. The second one looks to be happening sooner.
Whatever. Sex me up.